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WHAT'S SHAKIN, YOU GAY UP MOTHER FUCKER?!
MY name is Trina Reynolds. I was born in a goddamned fucking barn.
Mom says
she did acid when I was in the womb. She also told me about this time when she went to see "The Predator" when her
and daddy were doing acid.
That's another fucking story though so UH.
When I was little, my fucking parents fought all
the goddamned time so I always called my oldass grandma for advice and stuff. That made me pretty smart because my grandma
is like the WISE ONE.
She makes hella good spaghetti to man just come over her house and she'll cook it up.
Uhh anyways
after like fucking world-war 3 and shit my life was good after that. Parents got back together and we all live in this house
with a dog and 2 birds.
One died from mites, that fucker, and the other we gave to grandma. She likes birds i guess.
Uh
in school I was always known as the little goth bitch, I remember being in 3rd grade and wearing like these buckle-boots and
a little trenchcoat and all this shit.
I was always fat too, but my whole family is a bunch of fat pigs. It's like a genetic
thing. It's also genetic for my dad's family to be MOTHERFUCKING BASTARDS all the time, like trying to convert me to Christians
and stuff.
UH after a while of being a fat bitch Mom made me go on the weight watchers diet which I still do to this day.
I've lost like 30 pounds I guess and I eat those nasty ass diet foods that everyone hates.
These days my hobbies revolve
around school and education-life, or the computer, drawing and RP. I get ass beatins for bad grades you know so watch the
fuck out for the switch. All my relitives live in one house on the other side of the neighborhood and I go and visit them
sometimes. They just sit around in their underwear and get fatter and then throw up their shit they can't keep down.
I
like penis. I'm not going to fucking bullshit you here. I like alot of different dude and I am sexually secure when it comes
to that. I'm not afraid of being gay or bisexual because I know for a goddamned fact that I like boys and boys only. Over
the years I've liked alot of boys. In kindergarden I had a boyfriend.
Right now I like a boy named Charlie but I wonder
how long that infatuation would last.
The longest crush I've ever had was a total of 4 fucking years. Kids laugh at me
sometimes.
I also like roleplay. I've been roleplaying since I could read a goddamned book. Then I got the internet and
I roleplayed there.
The first character I ever made for the internet chats was on Kidocracy.com and my name was "dark
red dragon."
I played a boy, if you could guess. I had alot of fucking girl friends. I cybered on Kidocracy first.
With a girl.
These goddamned days I usually just roleplay with the people left over from MSN's roleplay chats. Scott, his
weird cousin, Wes and others all include my roleplay clique.
My best friend, Dakki, is also in my roleplayclique i guess.
She rocks my socks. Me and her draw all the time, it's the best.
So uh, THE END FUCK Y'ALL.
THATS IT.
NO MORE TO
KNOW.
Plus Happy birthday ALEX.
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